Practice Jokes 10

Practice Jokes from the leaked Mitt Romney video

During a private reception with wealthy donors this year, Mitt Romney finally spoke candidly. Although, let’s be clear, this group was not the 1%. There are 250 million people in America, and he was speaking to 250. Or the 0.000 001%.
Romney described almost half of Americans as “people who pay no income tax” and that such people support Obama. This message confused the room as neither Mitt Romney, nor any of the other fundraisers there, pay income tax.

Apparently such voters support President Obama because they believe they are “victims” who are “entitled to health care, to food, to housing, to you name it.” Next they’ll be demanding even prisoners get those things! Oh, prisoners do get those things?

Democrats quickly condemned the remarks as insensitive. Because sensitivity is more important than basic needs like food, health care and housing.

Mr. Romney is, at base, an empathetic and caring man. He empathises with you if you “just can’t get the staff these days”.

After the video came out, all 2000 waiters, servers, dishwashers, chefs, other kitchen staff, personal butlers, parking attendants and maids from the party died in a freak accident.

Mr. Obama’s campaign accused Mr. Romney of having “disdainfully written off half the nation.” Mr Romney was quick to point out that what they heard wasn’t actually disdain but was in fact contempt.

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