Practice Jokes 14

A teenager in Lancaster has had to have her stomach removed after drinking a cocktail containing liquid nitrogen. Other bars in the town have since stopped serving the drink in a move described by the Daily Mail as “health and safety gone mad”

A teenager has had to have her stomach removed after drinking a cocktail containing liquid nitrogen, as partygoers abandon Ibiza for the planet Neptune.

The three state legislature candidates in Arkansas who have variously, advocated the death penalty for children; called for the deportation of all Muslims from America; described slavery as a “blessing in disguise” for Africans; and labeled Abraham Lincoln a “war criminal”,
are, interestingly, all members of a party made famous in Blackadder, the “Standing at the Back and Looking Stupid Party”.
Or, as it is better known in America, the Republican party.

Three Republican state legislature candidates in Arkansas have variously advocated the death penalty for children and called for the deportation of all Muslims from America, described slavery as a “blessing in disguise” for Africans and labeled Abraham Lincoln a “war criminal”. Commentators were most surprised that the party has withdrawn its financial support for them…

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