A rant monologue I wrote for my Solo Performance class. I will eventually cut this down, extract its essence and perform this, below is my first iteration.
The iPhone is a terrible device
Back in the day, you could attach a piece of wire to another piece of wire and tap. That tap would instantly disappear down said wire, and someone at the other end would pick up your message. Now, even to me, that was primitive. A little better than banging rocks together and probably about as much fun. Although I like banging rocks together, as a man it makes me feel complete. Most modern rocks I own don’t survive a good banging together, although when one of them is my iPhone, I regularly feel like doing that and then reinventing fire just to throw the bastard device onto it.