I admit it. I do online dating. Then again, who doesn’t these days.
I recently got fed up with the whole blandness of the thing and decided to give my profile a bit of texture, a bit of fun. Unfortunately, many people read these things at face value – which I find even funnier. Although as such, while I was hoping for feisty girls, I have also attracted one or two nutters…
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If you want to improve at improvisation, it really helps to practice. But if you are all by yourself, what can you do? Well quite a lot as it turns out.
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Scientists at Duke University in Durham, North Carolina recently hooked up a rat’s brain to an infrared detector. They would have used one of their students, but couldn’t find one intelligent enough.
The first animal to be given a sixth sense, his catch phrase is “I eat dead people…”
Unlike the control subject (a human with IR goggles), the rat didn’t once look at the female research assistant’s chest.
Jokes based off this morning’s headlines, 5 November
Today Ed Miliband will unveil plans to deliver a “living wage” of at least £7.20 per hour for millions of people, if Labour wins the next election (although the best paying job for someone with no qualifications whatsoever is still that of politician).
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A bunch of practice jokes based on recent news stories…
A man in Glasgow is being treated for the deadly tropical disease, Crimean Congo Viral Haemorrhagic Fever. That’s global warming for you.
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Practice jokes from an article at Yorkshire Coast Radio on 17th October 2012.
A blind man in Chorley was tazered after a policeman mistook his white stick for a sword.
Lancashire Constabulary have denied that it was the same officer who last week shot a guide dog fearing it was a dragon.
Mr Farmer, a 61 year old double stroke victim who walks at a “snail’s pace”, collapsed to the floor and was put in handcuffs.
Or as the police report put it, “Mr Farmer is a fit youth who tried to flee the scene before resisting arrest”.
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A teenager in Lancaster has had to have her stomach removed after drinking a cocktail containing liquid nitrogen. Other bars in the town have since stopped serving the drink in a move described by the Daily Mail as “health and safety gone mad”
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