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Practice Jokes 15

Practice jokes from an article at Yorkshire Coast Radio on 17th October 2012.

A blind man in Chorley was tazered after a policeman mistook his white stick for a sword.
Lancashire Constabulary have denied that it was the same officer who last week shot a guide dog fearing it was a dragon.

Mr Farmer, a 61 year old double stroke victim who walks at a “snail’s pace”, collapsed to the floor and was put in handcuffs.
Or as the police report put it, “Mr Farmer is a fit youth who tried to flee the scene before resisting arrest”.

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What to do in a mugging

Last week my flatmate was mugged in the street. She came home shocked and, because the muggers, upon grabbing her mp3 and discovering it was old and not worth much, had chucked it onto the ground, resulting in her getting it back, she didn’t even contemplate phoning the police. NO!

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